What just happened to my boyfriend in Tesco?

[Bellabonkers]

So I asked my boyfriend to pick up some shopping from Tesco on the way back from football.
He is usually really good at knowing what we need as a top up shop e.g. milk, fruit, bread.
He has arrived with...3 packets of fresh cream eclairs, a large raspberry cheesecake, 2 large bags of monstermunch,
4 tins of beans, 2.5kg of potatoes, 1 Christmas cheese selection.
WTAF??
I'm wondering if he just grabbed a few bits out of people's trolleys.
Any thoughts on what happened?? I am speechless

Has he got his period?

I'm a stoner.
I have a hard rule never to shop under the influence.
Nothing is safe.
It's the munchies.

I like a nice éclair me, but three packets? Goodness.

Yea I think stoned too.

That's the kind of shite DH buys. The kids love it when he goes shopping.

I really want spicy skittles now.

So would it be cruel to say I've scoffed all the nice things when he eventually wakes up

I'm more of a savoury kind of girl so I'd probably bin him for the eclairs and the cheesecake.

His heart was in the right place though.

Did you actually ask him to get anything specific? If not, enjoy it!

No but he usually gets milk and bread. Today he got neither.

I'll have the raspberry cheesecake if you don't want it

I've fell in love with him ❤❤❤

As they say, breakfast of champions. What a fantastic way to start a Sunday morning.

Sounds like weed was I I led somewhere!

Involved!

He's just played football? He's in need of calories!

Did his team lose?

100% stoned.

Haha no his team won and he definitely wasn't playing.

Il go with the general consensus of the weed. I've hidden the cheesecake in the garage fridge just for me.

I have a feeling he won't even remember his shopping expedition

sounds like good munchies

im glad my dh doesnt drive sometimes hed come back with beer and more beer

Pub? Unless he's in the habit of smoking pot, I'd say that was drunk shopping.

Another victim of the spicy skittles here. Threw them out after we'd all tried a couple and agreed they were weird and not ok.

Spicy skittles sre horrible, bought them reduced and they aren't pleasant. They don't taste of much and then make you cough. Even my resident human dustbin wouldn’t finish them so they were binned.

Thats munchie run and it probably took him 45mins to decide what to choose.

That looks like a good shop to me - the ingredients for my favourite meal (mashed potato with beans mixed in, topped with cheese and browned under the grill - food of the Gods)
Followed by a cream eclair,
The only thing I might be less keen on is the monster munch. otherwise he's an excellent shoppper.

That’s the kind of shopping I do can’t decide what I fancy so just pick it all up and then have some random items I need lol