How long does it take you to drink a bottle of wine?

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And how drunk do you get?

I find if I have loads of water with it (a big bottle of carbonated) it can take four hours, by which time I'm happy, but hydrated 'drunk'.

We have a glass or 2 maybe 4 nights a week... Probably not ideal!
Opened one at 7pm, its almost 11pm here and we are on the second normal glass and there's 1/3 of the bottle left for another day.

A bottle lasts me 2 nights, usually Friday and Saturday. Could drink more but that might take me to the fuck it, I'll finish the bottle zone, which I try to keep for very special occasions.As long as I have some snacks and a soft drink before bed, I don't get hung over.

I can drink a bottle to myself in a few hours without even trying and to be honest I don’t feel much worse for it (but I’m a big girl, size 20).

My husband tends to have every other weekend off work, last night I drank most of a bottle (to be honest what’s left isn’t even half a glass) and tonight i’ve had 3 vodkas since about 6pm. I’m ever so slightly light headed but basically feel fine and will wake up hunky dory in the mornin.

I fully accept that this isn’t something to brag about.

Sorry, should have said my husband has this weekend off and will be working next weekend. Next weekend he will be at work and I won’t drink anything (maybe those vodkas are effecting me!)

Old me - a few hours and then I'd open the second bottle
New me - I don't drink.

Oh jeez I was counting in days not hours! There's half a bottle of white in the fridge that has been there hmmm about 4 weeks? What usually happens is I open a bottle, have a small glass or two, forget about it for weeks then end up pouring the rest away. I only drink white, DH only drinks red so we never share a bottle.

Weeks - I usually end up freezing some for cooking.