Ds1 is 4 and at school. School has lovely white logo'd polo necks as their uniform.
EVERY SINGLE DAY ds comes home looking, quite frankly, shocking. Like he's been in a zombie panto - chalk and water pasted up all over himself, what seems like permanent marker on his face, something other substance similar to foundation that absolutely will not wash out.
When school send me pics of his progress all I can think is "Jesus, he looks filthy".
I have tried lemon juice, in wash stain remover, boil washing, bicarbonate of soda. I have Googled the shit out of this.
Can anyone please tell me how I can make his white school shirts look vaguely respectable?