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He cheated :(

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GlitterAndTrauma · 08/11/2018 16:22

At 5pm on Monday, I expected him home. Nothing. Perhaps something had delayed him, so I waited. I tried calling him, but there was no answer. I still put out his dinner, in the hope that he might be home soon. I called him again, but he still wouldn’t answer.

I was so worried; he was always so loyal so I had no concerns with that. Sure, he looked at the odd pussy, but never anything more. Something must have happened to him. Then, I heard ‘tap, tap, tap’ at the door. It was 10:30pm. I opened it to see him standing there; he didn’t even look me in the eye. He wandered into the kitchen and took a couple of bites of his dinner. He wasn’t hungry, I knew he’d eaten somewhere else: but where?

It was then that I noticed something no woman wants to notice: women’s perfume. It wasn’t mine, this one was skanky and cheap. I was so upset; so angry. He disappeared upstairs and went straight to sleep. I had my questions.

The next day, I decided to follow him. He left that morning earlier than usual. About an hour earlier, in fact. So, discreetly, I tailed him. I couldn’t believe where he ended up: two streets away. Her. The village wench. No wonder the perfume smelt more like diesel!

‘He must be bored,’ I thought. So I decided to go out and buy some toys for us to play with. When he returned home that evening, I said nothing to him about knowing where he’d been going. Instead, I let him eat his dinner and I showed him the toys. His eyes lit up, he was very happy! So we played for a while…

That night, we spent the whole evening snuggling and cuddling. He stared longingly at me, and I at him. I had him back! No more sneaking around.

I’m pleased to say that my kitty cat and I have never been happier! He purrs only for me.

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Giantbanger · 08/11/2018 16:25

Don’t give up the day job.

amusedbush · 08/11/2018 16:33

Giantbanger

Grin
WhyAmISoCold · 08/11/2018 16:35

Boring.

Unicornandbows · 08/11/2018 16:39

😂

BeansMeansFun · 08/11/2018 16:49

Is this meant for the Take a Break parody thread in classics?

"I knew Gazza was the one for me, 7 stone of pure sex. He might have given me the clap, but I know he'll never go back to Tracey, she's got too many teeth and more self respect than my Gazza likes in a woman. We celebrated our reunion, with a slap up meal, minus the wine as it clashed with my anti biotics"

GlitterAndTrauma · 08/11/2018 17:25

Tough crowd, tough crowd.

Giantbanger, writing is my day job...

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Omgineedanamechange · 08/11/2018 19:21

You gave the game away as soon as you mentioned looking at the odd pussy at the start of the second paragraph, didn’t read further than that.

HolyMountain · 08/11/2018 19:23

It’s harsh when you get a ‘so fucking what’ type reply.

Have a WineBrew

GlitterAndTrauma · 10/11/2018 10:12

Azelma, I wrote this short story about 2-3 years ago and posted it on Netmums (I must say the members on there had completely different reactions to you guys) so perhaps tell the person that started that thread that it has been done before Wink

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Shirleyphallus · 10/11/2018 10:14

i must say the members on [netmums] had completely different reactions to you guys

I’m sure they did hun xxx

NorthEndGal · 10/11/2018 10:21

Perhaps you could try a creative writing class?

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