He's stole my hot water bottle

[FTFF]

Semi light hearted!

Just got up to the loo and Dh has nicked my beloved hot water bottle! He's properly stole it, turned over and is practically lying on it and I can't bloody get it back.

Surely this and the god awful snoring is enough to initiate divorce proceedings first thing in the morning!

Oops, sorry, Tilly, missed your Dreamland recommendation. Will have a look online.

@JeremyCorbynsBeard SPAG wasn't my main concern at 0140 when I was cold, tired and a little bit grumpy.
Thankfully most people were able to understand my post so it's all good.

Oh a heated over blanket might solve my problems-away to investigate

This Dreamland heated underblanket looks good www.lakeland.co.uk/26155/Dreamland-Heated-Mattress-Protector-Quilted-Cotton-Dual-Control-King. Might have to head up to our local Lakeland store this weekend!!

I divorced a man who'd move the duvet at night exposing my neck to the cold. Just sayin'.

Heuschrecke they really are brill

Thank you, Tilly. I think it might be worth the expense - I've only spent two years thinking about this!!!

I know it’s nit cheap but the quality is spot on. Really thick mattress protector that goes on like a fitted sheet, the wires are right to the edge so no cold areas , and the power connectors are at the edge so don’t dig into your shoulders. The last electric blanket was single control and my side of the bed, the connection was a few inches from the edge and bloody uncomfortable

Puncture it ? Brainless

Found this FTFF it might solve all your problems lol

Tie it around your waist

www.argos.co.uk/product/7967380

@Fuzzywig perfect! I definitely need that!

There was a tug of war last night over the bloody hot water bottle (I won 💪🏼) so that would solve the problem!

Ltb