I have realised that I have never or seldom had most of the common ailments . I don’t do anything really to look after myself and am a bit overweight. But I’ve never broken a bone, been in hospital, had a tooth out, only had flu once, only had food poisoning once, never been stung, never had a chest infection , neve had toothache, never had nits, don’t get headaches, never succumbed to Norovirus, don’t get funny tummy on holidays, never had a mosquito bite etc etc.........I’m going to get some really big and horrible now aren’t I?