If you meal plan, batch cook and feed a family of four or more who are all a healthy weight...

[IrvinaYalom]

Are you a big fan of 19th century Russian literature?

My personal opinion is that the charm lies in not making sense.
This could be a new mumsnet genre, like the "I'm a... Ask me anything" threads.

"if you prefer taking a shower to having a bath, have you ever visited Florida?" the possibilities are endless. Imagine if the dm picked up such a thread and it was seen as quite normal to be asking whether people who ski could only have skimmed milk as a child.

Is this a ruse to either confirm the username of a RL person you know or alternatively, steal their identity?

First thread on mumsnet that's made me laugh out loud!

I try to batch cook, meal plan & a have also just got the slow cooker out from hibernation!
We are a family of 5 no one likes the same i failed tremendously with chicken, veg & rice in the slow cooker only me & hubby ate it.
We are all healthy except I am 2 stone overweight am working on it!

Yes and yes actually...
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Ya nee pan-e-my-oo.

Confused.com

Erm, yes.

Malcolms liking it.

If you would buy a sex toy with your weekly Sainsbury's shop, have you ever accidentally booked a holiday to Bali?

If you like scented candles, do you have an apple tree in your garden?

If I like Sophie Ellis-Bextor, how much sponge should I eat?

If you get stuck inside a sequinny frock, have you ever been to centre parcs?

I’ve started war and peace 456 times and it’s driven me to chocolate.

(No idea what this is about. Can someone please explain)

Just realised I don't even watch TV adaptations of 19th century Russian literature. Are you a fan OP?

I have a friend who considers war and peace their favourite book, should they eat fish?

It depends on whether it's a batch cooked fish pie or it's served with batch cooked mash and mushy peas from the freezer ftfoawygtfosm.

Can you batch cook mushy peas Dione? #russianliteratureproblems #mushypeascomeinatin #iwantfishpiefordinner

I've had a copy of War and Peace on my bookshelf for about 30 years. I always thought I'd read it one day if I ever broke my leg and was forcibly immobilised.
Broke my ankle in July.
Did I read W&P?
No I just wasted more hours on MN and ate ready meals instead of batch cooking.

If you eat pickled walnuts every third Thursday, will you win the lottery once every five years?

Can you batch cook mushy peas Dione?
Yes.

I’m pretty sure that you can batch cook anything that you can cook.