I accidentally let my washing get darked on...

[LadyFlumpalot]

And now I have indisputable proof that spiders wipe their willies on it overnight 

That's it, never again will I risk it. I'll always leave my comfy and warm blanket nest in the sofa when I remember I've left it out!

They'll have to be washed at 90 degrees in 17 pints of Zoflora

I've told DH that it's clearly his adult his work trousers got covered in spider jizz. He is looking at me like I'm odd now (no change there)

Adult? Fault!