What is the most ridiculous argument you have had. [Edited by MNHQ at OP's request]

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Was talking to some friends in the pub last night about this and my most riddiculus argument was when I was at college.
I was on a year long course for work and the other adult students where from all over England and Nirth Wales.
One day I couldn't find my. pen and then I noticed a guy had it.
I asked for it back and he said it was his. I asked him if he was sure about that and he said yes. I replied that it had the name of the community centre that I worked at on. He said it was his. I was getting a bit irate. I pointed out that I live in Halifax ( in the Norh west of England) and he lives in tal y bont nearly 150 miles away and had no connection with my community centre.
At first I thought it was a joke but he was deadly serious.

From that day ( about 10 years ago ) to this I can't work out what went on. We were good college mates. Weird!

One Christmas around 25 years ago, SIL and her then (D)P now BIL were staying with us. On Christmas Day evening we played Monopoly ... DH is competitive and so apparently was BIL.
When BIL landed on DH's Mayfair (with hotels) and became bankrupt he shouted, knocked the board and all the bits onto the floor and then dramatically slammed out of the room, turning the lights off as he went.
We 3 sat in the darkness, stunned, and then I started giggling - this made SIL very angry.
They were due to stay until after New Year but left the day after Boxing Day, having spent the remaining time in their room or in silence during meals.
We don't see much of them these days

I once had an argument with my ex over a carrier bag and we didn't speak for two weeks. One of the several reasons he's my ex.

We went on a week's canal boat holiday ....

let's just say as a couple we are not suited to canal boat holidays 😂😂

DP and I went camping, I asked for a go of the bbq because he was burning it
And he freaked out and said he was doing it and he wants to just cook breakfast , and I said well I didn’t fancy coal, and then he said at least the colour would match my black soul, and then I said shove the sausage up your arse...with the tounges

Then fell about laughing

we once argued (MN will LOVE this) for 3 days over a loo brush.

i still maintain I was right-

I've argued of many things from who's moved the cellotape to how come I've only got 1 sock. The little thing are what you look back on.