Hallowen spooky story - using up to five words only

[SoleBizzz]

It was a stormy night

And with a mighty scream

... mother superior swore in Latin.

"Flocci non faccio!", she uttered.

"no way" whispered the monks

"No head!" wailed the nuns.

Its a zombie flying spider

Who kicked ass big time

They were never seen again.

But the following day the

Zombies were on the move

And then the shadow moved

Revealing a giant spiders web

Each strand as thick as

My unshaven armpits...

I screamed in horror as

The dead spiders babies began

Hiss cackle scream and fly

..and then i knew. Immediately.

....But it wasn't my hand!

It was my stinky foot

Good. Now we are alone.

The stink scared everyone away.

The Internet was down....

Alone and souless, I sit.

Then I heard a voice.