Oh to be a lightweight

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So I'm sat here, having been to my uncle in laws retirement do. I'm trying to appear quite sober when in reality, I'm not.

How much have I drunk, dear reader? A mere 2 glasses of wine and half a champagne. That is it!

When I played rugby (no more than 5 years ago) I was downing pints of cider by the dozen!

What has happened to me?! A baby has.

So, I ask you all, to share your lightweight stories, post-baby or not.

Did you go out and get hammered in style, hurling your guts up? Or did you slowly realise by daring to have a cheap cranberry and vodka in a can at home that your tolerance was nowhere near what it used to be?

Haha bluetongue amazing projectile vomiting. Maybe that was more heat stroke or something? Hopefully you haven't had any more Exorcist experiences 😂

Ha Plink pretty sure it was a combination of being drunk and heat exhaustion. It was 38 degrees that day

Despite my bad choice to walk home in the heat I at least was thinking clearly enough to apply sunscreen. Adding sunburn to my list of misery would have been hideous

I once had 23 of those fruity vodka shot things in a pub then proceeded to have a typical night out involving a shot glass around my neck which random men would pour their drinks into and I'd drink whatever it was. 😱
I was fine the next day and probably went on to do similar the next night.

Last night I had 2 rum and cokes, one with dinner, (DH measures, so not even strong!) and felt pissed as a fart!

I blame getting old (I'm 32)