Dd1 has just said to me, "Give me the T"...

[lucysmam]

What the actual fuck does that mean in normal speak? 'Cause she just giggled & buggered off upstairs when I asked

(She is almost 12 so I'm guessing some sort of teen-speak ish??)

gossip/truth

It means gossip

“Pour the tea sis”

I’d make her a cuppa (seriously) and take it to her with a completely straight face.

Haha fuzzy I just might do that!

Wonder what else I'm going to have to have translated

My DD says ‘what’s the tea sis?’ At least 25 times a day

I've never heard it before Stoorie! It did make me chuckle though.

I'm reasonably sure I'll be back for more translation as she goes through secondary school.

You will just get used to one saying and she will come out with another!

Yep gossip. “Pour me a mug of steaming hot tea” or in other words “give me your juiciest gossip”

Sis is there tea? I am living for the tea.

If the tea is good, I'll be deceased.

I would have responded with "Give me a T, please Bob"