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What objects do you remember being scared of in childhood?

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wanderings · 19/09/2018 10:34

Rationally or otherwise? Some of mine were:

Seeing a toilet with the seat up - it looked like an open-mouthed monster, and I remember it being at my eye level too.

Shoes with buckles, especially when someone else was fastening them on to my feet, because I couldn't get them off myself. Velcro ones were OK though.

Lifts, especially the old-fashioned ones with metal gates instead of sliding doors, now quite rare.

Balloons. Even now they bring me out in a cold sweat, because they might burst.

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TillyVonMilly · 19/09/2018 14:22

Clowns still freak me out and I’m 51! My dad took me to the circus when I was four and a clown tried to get me to go with him into the ring, I was hysterical 😩
Men with beards, I used to hide behind the settee when a neighbour who had one came round.
Flushing toilets
The light shade in my bedroom, it cast a shadow on the ceiling like a huge spider when the light was on.
Cellars that have Windows with bars at pavement level, I’d never walk over the bars as a child, I thought something might grab me and pull me down to the cellar Shock

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politicalgames · 19/09/2018 14:23

A picture of Christ that had eyes which seemed to open and close.

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JoggerBottom · 19/09/2018 14:24

Sitting against walls at night! A girl in school told me that you can get stabbed by knives coming through walls at night. Blush

Terfsup - sounds like Home Alone!

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Elderflower14 · 19/09/2018 14:25

Just remembered being terrified of having my hair washed. I used to get the bath plugs and hide under my bed. My dad was going out one night. He got 500 yards up the drive. He heard me screaming and came back to see what the fuss was about...

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BlueKittens · 19/09/2018 14:27

Pierrot clowns- the one shedding a tear

Queens guardsmen- the tall furry black hats nearly covering their eyes

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mastertomsmum · 19/09/2018 14:28

escalators, I thought I'd go inside the mechanism if I didn't jump off quick. Mind you, I had a partially sighted mum I had to help with this task.

dolls with eyes that make the noise 'kink' when tipped up and all dolls had to look at the wall in the bedroom or I couldn't sleep

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TheLastNigel · 19/09/2018 14:43

Eating mashed potatoes. I saw some string in my mash at nursery and told the nun in charge of Lunch (convent school). She didn't believe me and made me eat it all. I was terrified of choking on it. I haven't been able to eat mashed potato since and I don't really like making it for anyone else either.

I was also terrified of The Moomins cartoon on TV and even now I find it a bit other Smile

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littlemisscomper · 19/09/2018 14:45

The bloody hat-stand in our hallway. It was right by the front door and you had to get past it to go upstairs at night. It was always heavy with coats and just the sort of thing a burglar would hide behind. It terrified all of us throughout our childhood. Honestly if I'd been our parents I just would have replaced it with ordinary wall hooks.

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MissCherryCakeyBun · 19/09/2018 14:47

My brother was terrified of Lambs Grin
My mum took us to see lambs one Easter they were being bottle fed and I was 6 and he was 4 I thought there were amazing.....my brother? Thought they were going to eat him for some reason and ran screaming from the like the Devil himself was after him. GrinGrinGrin

My daughter was like me pretty fearless about just about anything until one winter afternoon I heard her scream in terror upstairs and went up the stairs 3 at a time as us mums do and found my 12 yr old daughter crying hysterically in the hall. It was getting dark outside and she had been in her tiny bedroom looked down and saw a red spot on her chest (from a laser pointer) in her teenage way she for no good reason decided she was about to be shot by a sniper ( we lived in Hertfordshire not Sarajevo ) I was pissed off that somebody from the flats behind had seen fit to shine a laser pointer at her.....it really freaked her out and even now at 26 she can't have the curtains open at night as there is this fear she is being watched.
I popped in and reported it to the local Police and they were very kind but as it was flats behind us it was impossible to find out who it was or where it had come from. She can now laugh about the actual incident but for months afterwards I had to close the curtains for her as she didn't like going into the room with it dark outside and then open

However it's not as fun as killer lambs GrinGrin

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lexi727 · 19/09/2018 14:54

read a book about black widow spiders hiding under toilet seats when I was little. Until I was about 15 I had to check underneath every single toilet seat I ever used 😂😂 I live in Essex, UK. Don't think there was any chance of any black widow spiders sneaking up on me.

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DesertCactus · 19/09/2018 15:02

Clowns
Plug hole
My Nana's painting of the crying little boy
Pressure cooker when it whistled loudly, run for cover!

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Synecdoche · 19/09/2018 15:20

I thought goldfish were going to come out of the shower head and plop onto me when I was having a shower!

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YeTalkShiteHen · 19/09/2018 15:22

politicalgames I’ve seen one of those, bloody terrifying! His eyes were red in the one I remember, and he was mid-crucifixion so it was gruesome too!

I was absolutely fucking terrified of the Honey Monster. Still freaks me out to this day, no idea why.

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FawnDrench · 19/09/2018 15:27

Those horrible, noisy motorised roadsweeper machines operated by the fearsome hurdy-gurdy man.

Snails.

The rear view car mirror - as a child I thought it was the gateway to a different universe, and avoided looking at myself in it when travelling in the back seat.

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morningconstitutional2017 · 19/09/2018 15:35

People clad in balaclavas as it looks really sinister.
The swimming pool at school - even today the smell of bleach reminds me of the strong chlorine and makes me feel sick.
Walking past big dogs.

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MistyInTheRiver · 19/09/2018 15:46

When I was little we used to go to a nearby farm/petting zoo type place fairly regularly. At the farm there was a hand washing area, complete with a hand-dryer shaped like a pig. I remember being TERRIFIED of it. I think it was the combination of the hand-dryer noise and the shape of the thing. Anyway I recently came across a picture of the very same hand-dryer and it still sends a shiver up my spine! What were they thinking??

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Kemer2018 · 19/09/2018 15:48

The hook on the back of my bedroom door.
My dads long pointy 1970's collars.

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SupplychainNpton · 19/09/2018 15:48

The fucking 'test card' on TV.

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IpanemaChica · 19/09/2018 15:49

Darleks and Doctor Who in general. Even now, hearing the theme tune makes the hairs on my neck stand up.

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JoeElliotsMullet · 19/09/2018 15:51

The gas cooker (perfectly innocent)
The fire alarm at primary school. It was a klaxon one so a hideous, awful, terrifying noise. I remember not wanting to even go near it or walk past it and being so nervous and afraid that it would go off when I was near it.
Men with beards, all my uncles had beards. My dad grew one once and I shrieked until he shaved it off (I was about 3 I think).
Dogs, because idiot dog owner let his big black lab bound up to me when I was three. I wish there were dogs that were head-height to adults so that stupid owners could experience the kind of terror inspired by a mouthful of fangs in their face, loud barking and being knocked over by something heavier and stronger than them against which they have no defence whatsoever. I am a lot better now but still get nervous near big dogs off leads or jumpy dogs or basically any dog that isn't too fat/arthritic/old to do anything but waddle slowly next to its owner.

My DDs don't seem to be afraid of much apart from Dyson Airblades in public loos. Which I can entirely understand.

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HoldOnTight · 19/09/2018 15:58

The wooden scarecrow on my grandparents allotment.
Escalators. Still avoid them.

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StripySocksAndDocs · 19/09/2018 16:05

Quick sand
Rabies
The sea (due to killer sharks)
Darleks

All very frequently occurring things, that posed a serious threat to life the 80s it seemed.

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grace7 · 19/09/2018 16:06

My aunt's wardrobe - I remember having a bad dream that it was trying to eat me when I was about five.Hmm

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foxyknoxy30 · 19/09/2018 16:11

The big lorry that looked like a bin lorry but cleaned the sides of the kerbs 😃

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SheSnapsThenSheFarts · 19/09/2018 16:14

Padded envelopes being sent in the post. Terrified someone had sent my dad a bomb.

Also escalators due to the public information films, and the (religiously serviced and ventilated) back boiler.

I was an anxious child

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