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Please help me name my new home !

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Saggital · 17/09/2018 20:36

Just got the building certificate signed off on our holiday home in Cumbria. Now need to find a name!

Both DH and I want to call it after something in the vicinity so the name fits the area. Its on a hill, called Knob Hill, just outside Cockermouth. He said Lavender House, but there is no lavender up here its too cold. I like Church House as we are adjacent to the local church but there is one of those already.

There are no yew trees, but we are at the end of the church which is opposite to the altar. That's the end where there is a tower and where the bells are. So, we are at the end of the church where there are bells and we are struggling to find a name that is in keeping with Knob Hill, Cockermouth, Cumbria. Can one of you wise Mumsnetter's help me find a name please. TIA

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3luckystars · 17/09/2018 20:57

is there ballroom?

JustinCider · 17/09/2018 21:00

JustinSider That's a bit of a coincidence cause I live in Somerset at the foot of Cheddar Gorge and our names are similar.

Poisongirl81 · 17/09/2018 21:02

knobercock

LittleMissNaice · 17/09/2018 21:02

We are up the bottom end of Knob Hill and we name everything in a similar vein.

Arse Hall?

ShatnersBassoon · 17/09/2018 21:04

Top o' the Knob.
Gobbler's Knob.
Big Hairy Wanger Cottage.

chesterfieldsofa · 17/09/2018 21:05

Phelaishio Place

SerenDippyEggs · 17/09/2018 21:06

@ShatnersBassoon I was thinking more along the lines of Triumphant Swinging Schlong?

chesterfieldsofa · 17/09/2018 21:06

Bugger, that should be Phelaishio Palace

Courtney555 · 17/09/2018 21:06

The Peen Palace.

Or to restore the balance of male and female, Tit Towers.

Violetroselily · 17/09/2018 21:11

Casa BevRon

Saggital · 17/09/2018 21:12

We have decided! DH's father is called Richard and he helped with the roofing work so we are going to call it Dick's Top in honour of him.

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OnceUponATimeInAmerica · 17/09/2018 21:12

Dong Cottage

Just for the sound of the bells, you understand.

Bobbiepin · 17/09/2018 21:14

Howard's Bell End?

faceremovinghaircream · 17/09/2018 21:16

Inspired by the apple thread: Cox Cottage.

TwitterQueen1 · 17/09/2018 21:16

Cock's Knob

badgerread · 17/09/2018 21:20

Big Hairy Wanger Cottage 😂😂😂 made me spit my tea everywhere 🤣🤣

Chocolatedeficitdisorder · 17/09/2018 21:23

Phallus Towers?

Saggital · 17/09/2018 21:23

What about Custard Chucker Cottage

It kind of flows it three short, sharp bursts.

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gizmomonki · 17/09/2018 21:45

Gobblers knob gets my vote 😂😂😂

AnythingButMagnolia · 17/09/2018 21:54

I was going to suggest Howard's Bell End... but bobbiepin beat me to it Grin

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