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House invaded by pop stars [Trigger Warning]

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Saggital · 15/09/2018 19:21

I know its getting a bit cooler, evenings are drawing in, but what the heck. What is it about this time of year?

Take last night, sitting watching TV heard a scratching from the corner of the room and we've got flippin Beatles. I jumped a mile, Paul and Ringo in the corner under the lampshade strumming away on their guitars. They had eaten half my bombay mix before I spotted them and then I noticed my gin had gone down. So I said I'm not putting up with this and storm up to bed. Half an hour later I hear a scratching from the ceiling and DH says not to worry its just a mouse. Like WTF, these noises are LOUD and deliberate. He gets the huff but eventually goes up in the attic to have a look and frickin' Bob Geldof is up there isn't he! Strutting around, banging against the rafters with the rest of the Boomtown Rats. Anyway we called The Police and eventually Sting turned up turfed them out so we could get back to sleep.

Toll forward to 7am, get up to go to work and hear the most almighty deep crashes and bangs coming from the kitchen. Not what I want on a weekend is Flaming Adam and his Ants crashing out their ant music on umpteen sets of drums. Frickin DS left the window open and that's how they got in.

Got back home this afternoon thinking the house will be a haven of peace now, but No! I can hear them half a mile away. Flock of bloody Seagulls have moved in and shitting all over the roof. Get to the garden gate, holes everywhere. Bloody everywhere. Echo and his frickin' Bunnymen have come in off the fields during harvest.

LOL at some posters freakin out at spiders. You should try living in Weybridge this time of year.

OP posts:
treaclesoda · 15/09/2018 20:30

I've had wine so this is all a Blur...

froufroufoxes · 15/09/2018 20:34

Your house sounds like a blimmin' Babylon zoo OP

froufroufoxes · 15/09/2018 20:37

Anyone know how to get a Ringo out?

Just shout Help!
Let him climb onto a bit of Norwegian wood and then release him into the strawberry fields.

HotSauceCommittee · 15/09/2018 20:42

Well I was pleased to see Florence in the kitchen doing the laundry in the machine. I had to do orchestral manoeuvres in the dark when the light bulb went in the hall way. Are friends electric?
When I finally replaced the bulb, it was so brightly lit, it was an ultra vivid scene, but we need brighter lighting in The Fall.

worknamechanged · 15/09/2018 22:01

I just laughed out loud at the idea of Florence around the machines in the kitchen. I wonder which is her favourite machine?

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