First of all I imported a bugger into the kitchen when I brought a bucket in from the back garden (not realising one was attached to it). I know not where it is now, which makes me feel all weird and horrible. I hoovered up a Sainsbury's bag that was on the floor, in the hope it was hiding somewhere in said bag. I have since then bleached the floor as one of the DC threw up on it, so I am hoping the bleach might have finished it off (I spread it around somewhat).
Then I tried to go for a wee, and there was another bugger waving at me on the stairs. It was fucking massive. I put my spider-proof outfit on (bit like a bee-keeping suit, but less official - anything that means a spider might not actually touch me) and hoovered it up. I then left the hoover running for about an hour, just to be sure.
But I just want the spidercunts to go away and not bother me. 