Daft husband has just served himself a plate of Christmas decorations to eat

[LaurieFairyCake]

Orange slices drying in the oven

I have no idea why but he thought they were part of dinner

Dinner consists of a mozzarella burger, bean hash, fried potatoes - all plated up in the oven

Orange slices at bottom of oven on separate sheet - drying as they are want to do

I’ve just walked in the room and he’s added 3 slices to his plate...

He thought they were ‘garnish’ and didn’t want to offend by not ‘giving it a go’

@CloudCaptain - had to pop back on to say thanks for the fatballs.. I am tearfully guffawing my way through the link you provided.

Op- seriously? miffed he didn’t get to eat them as they were ‘part of the plate’ WTH do you usually feed him that he is disappointed he can't eat your Christmas decks? 😂

Hilarious. Laughing so much I was almost crying. DH thought I was laughing at the "funny" story he was telling.

Oh that's so funny

He thought they were ‘garnish’ and didn’t want to offend by not ‘giving it a go’

oh he's lovely op.

Heh that is really quite sweet.

Bless him

Ooh I'd love a mozzarella burger, where do you get them from?

This is so funny

Is everyone on this thread high?

Why do you ask you @bigstripeybastard?