Is it time for a "change one letter in any title" thread?

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The Descent becomes The Descant - a choir on a caving expedition find that their singing attracts mysterious predators.

when worlds collide becomes when worlds collude - a really positive tale of 2 alien cultures really making an effort and getting along.

In the fight Garden
Adult version of night Garden except a reality show with cameras in the smoking shelters outside nightclubs and bars where adults get pissed and fight each other a little bit like geordie shore

Tipsy and Tim, one twin's liking for alcohol...

Anyone else thinking they’d like to actually watch some of these...??? Especially great British take off and the fight garden!

I had a thought about Thomas The Tank Engine but maybe I shouldn't go there.....

Strictly Come Lancing - surgeons in sequins treat boils to ballroom music

Homes Under The Hummer - heart rending tale of living under massive vehicles

@iklboo I just laughed out loud (and felt very jealous I didn’t think of it) at Thomas the onanist train.

Come Die With Me!

24 Sours in A&E

Nursing Staff share** around a big bag of haribo in a busy waiting room.

True Grot

A tale about a squalid house.

How Clean Is Your Mouse? - Kim and Aggie inspect the living conditions of pet rodents.

I suspect Tipsy is Topsy and Tim's mum

Mile 22 becomes Mule 22 - a thriller about international drug smuggling