The proper Andrew Davies version, of course,
And yet again wishing I lived in a world that spoke like this, where manners where like this, where balls were given by respectable people. Where people read of an evening, turned about the room, called in on one another. Even the visiting for months at a time. I like cake and gossip and I have boobs that would work well in a tight empire line. I can’t be alone in this?
(Yes I know medical care was minimal, everyone died in childbirth and women had little to no power in life, but let me have my fantasy)