Welcome to another edition of My Gast Is Flabbered By How Difficult It Is To Buy The Most Basic Items.
I'm in search of basic knitwear tops (the ones you wear as a top, rather than a jumper, if you see what I mean). What is wrong with clothing designers? I'm 5ft 1 and have quite a short torso, but also a large chest (larger than a G cup). The criteria are:
- Petite length, and I mean properly petite. Maximum length of 22 inches (in a size 10) but preferably 21 inches if possible.
- Plenty of stretch to fit over large cup size
- NOT FUCKING SEE-THROUGH, FFS
- Cotton or viscose. No fucking polyester. No acrylic either as I end up getting electric shocks.
- V-neck (which another reason why the petite length is important, otherwise standard-length tops have the neckline too low)
And before anyone says it, yes I have tried on about 5,000 things at Uniqlo. All of them are too long and the v-neck is too low, and anyway all their knitwear seems to be see-through once it's stretched over you.
Also tried Land's End but their tops aren't fitted enough as they're a slightly more "comfort" fit.
You'd think Precis would have something, but no.
Also is anyone else getting a bit fed up of the fashion advice that larger-busted ladies should wear v-necks when nobody seems to be making them?
Rant over for now.