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What things did your parents do that you look back on and think ‘that was clever’?

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Geekster1963 · 19/08/2018 21:31

My Mum used to give me and my sisters a fruit gum each on long journeys (the old Rowntrees ones that used to be hard), to see who could make it last the longest. We thought it was great as we were getting a sweet but it stopped us from arguing. Clever.

I remember when my first baby tooth came out I lost it in the garden and was devastated my Mum told me to write a note to the tooth fairy and put it under my pillow. I was so excited to see she had been and left me some money and said she’d found my tooth in the garden Smile

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VodkaLimeSoda27 · 23/08/2018 06:08

I hated having my hair washed when I was little, so my dad would tell stories to distract me.

The favourite, still trotted out at family occasions (usually when DF has drunk one too many beers and is feeling nostalgic) was about the 'sham', creatures who had one leg and lived on hillsides... And about the farmer who had to collect their 'poo' Grin. He also had detailed stories about the various crops that would grow if we didn't wash behind our ears.

He's always had a weird sense of humour but I love him to death!

Also, when I was small and had nightmares, my parents put a picture of them next to my bed to look at when I woke up. It really used to make me feel better/safe.

Cauliflowersqueeze · 23/08/2018 06:10

Fairy dust (glitter) on the windowsill where the tooth fairy had come in. “For heaven’s SAKE!” mum would say in the morning, tutting and sighing about having to clean it up.

DD2017 · 23/08/2018 06:33

My dad gave me a plush toy from 'where the wild things are' - Bernard the monster. He told me he would keep me safe from monsters - and he did! Defo using this one for DD.
Can't remember what he gave my sister but has also given my niece a magic imaginary wand that she keeps behind her ear.

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CeeCeeAndAida · 23/08/2018 07:53

TattyFrench, of of my aunts did the snow/horseshoe thing one Christmas too. We'd gone to stay with her for Christmas and she'd managed (maybe a bit tipsy too!) to get the prints on her conservatory roof. I think she also had some bells, which she jingled in the middle of the night in case any of us kids were still awake!

hamsterwheel, same aunt as ^ did this with milk. She used a glass jug, put some food colouring in the bottom (which we couldn't see), then poured milk in saying her magic words and the milk turned pink! I hated milk as a child, as did one of her kids - brilliant way to get us to drink it!

immortalmarble · 23/08/2018 08:00

My parents had a horrible brown sofa with yellow cushions in about 1984 when my brother was six and I was four.

We used to play that it was a birds nest (the yellow cushions were straw and the brown was the tree Hmm)

My dad latched onto it with a game and would announce happily, ‘right, birds are in the nest!’ Just an excuse for him to lie in front of the TV and snooze Grin

Nakedavenger74 · 23/08/2018 08:06

My parents told me that Father Xmas could see me through a crack in the chimney breast and would see any misbehaviour when my parents were out of the room. Fucking genius but also mildly terrifying and slightly inappropriate.
I remember once around 6 spilling a full cup of juice down inside the sofa cushion and mouthing 'sorry!!!!!' to the bloody crack. I was going to keep schtum to not get a bollocking but I lost it at the thought of not getting a Mr Frosty at Xmas and blurting to my mother about an hour later.
I still didn't get a fucking Mr Frosty.... Santa is hard to please.

Hmmalittlefishy · 23/08/2018 08:08

Oh and my mum said that a very noisy toy my dbro got for Christmas only ran on special batteries that were really hard to get hold of and that our local shops didn't have and when she was 'up town' she'd lick some up.
It was years later we realised they were standard AA!! Grin

Hmmalittlefishy · 23/08/2018 08:08

*pick some up not lick some up ffs autocorrect!! Blush

JW1226 · 23/08/2018 08:10

Nothing clever about my parents 🙄😂

FluffyMcCloud · 23/08/2018 08:17

O gosh I hated “one cuts one chooses” as a kid. My sister was a mean bully and when it was my turn to cut she’d be all “you won’t make it equal” and “see! Haha I get a bigger piece because you are rubbish at cutting”. If I tried the same to her when she cut she would reply “you’re so thick I can’t believe you think that piece is bigger”. I used to say no thanks to sharing anything after a while because the whole thing made me so anxious! So my sister often got everything and I just went without! My mum thought she was being so cleverly fair, too. My sister is a horrible person though.

YesItsMeIDontCare · 23/08/2018 08:31

Me: Can I have/go to....
Dad: If you want an answer now it's No, but if you're prepared to let me think about it it might be Yes.

I use it on DS.

Also going on holiday we had a competition for who saw the sea first which would have me and my brother staring intently out of the window. Competition was usually started in Redditch... Hmm

I never made the connection between Rudolph's love of carrots and our gerbils on Christmas Day rolling around, clutching their tummies, squeaking "I've eaten too much carrot!" and their little bowl still overflowing with chopped up carrot....

nachonachowoman · 23/08/2018 08:40

Shit childhood so nothing clever from mine.

I've tried hard with my dc though. At Easter I used to do paw prints on the floor with talc.

When my ds was very little he loved the cartoon shows that came on Saturday mornings. The ones where they have presenters and you can send in pictures and win prizes. Can't remember the name of the show. He used to send in drawings hoping to be featured or win a prize. After many of these, my dh mailed him a character soft toy with a letter he'd written telling him what a great pictured he'd drawn, and here was his prize. My ds was delighted. 6 years ago now and he still talks about it, bless him. 'Remember that time I won a Sylvester cat?'

ShotsFired · 23/08/2018 08:47

@Hmmalittlefishy My dm used to get us all to play dead lions (or sleeping lions as I think it now has to be known as Hmm)

Er, surely they were always sleeping - because they'd go on to wake up?

Unless you had some strange zombie version? Grin

wanderings · 23/08/2018 08:56

When I was little I kept putting on trainers and wellies without socks, because I liked the way it felt. My parents told me that if I did that, my toes might disappear, and I wouldn't know until I took them off, or my shoes might walk away without me. Sandals were OK to wear sockless because I could see that my toes were still attached! I was a bit nervous when I got to school, and we were made to put on shoes without socks to walk to PE.

When I was a teenager, I tended to ignore any advice from my mum (such as why I had to work at GCSE English) on principle. In the end she got other family members, such as my grandmother, to give me important advice, when I wouldn't hear it from her.

DameDaffodil · 23/08/2018 09:11

Not me, but my mum used to do this for my daughter when she was small. DD used to love Emmental cheese and called it 'mousie cheese' because of the holes in it, so whenever she went to stay Mum would buy some in for her. If ever it ran out Mum would slice some normal cheese and tell DD that they would leave it out for the mice to come and make holes in it. On checking later, sure enough there would mysteriously be holes in the cheese, making it mousie cheese! DD loved it and I actually heard her telling her friend about it the other day, she's a teenager now. Obviously she doesn't still believe the mice did it but I lost my mum a year ago and it's a lovely memory!

Geekster1963 · 23/08/2018 09:19

I remember once my Mum had a box of liquor chocolates and one morning she found a half eaten one under the sofa.

She asked us if we wanted to try one of these chocolates I said ‘no’, one sister said ‘I don’t know’, and my other sister said ‘yuck no!’ So my Mum knew it was her responsible for said chocolate.

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letsgomaths · 23/08/2018 09:35

My parents were very cunning at sparing me knowledge of things they felt I didn't need to know, and only telling me about it years later. They were very good at hiding their own unease in times of adversity. Most of these were very sensible, some examples were:

When I needed an operation, aged four. I vividly remember the novelty of the hospital visit, but I didn't know in advance why I was going, that I would be put to sleep with "laughing gas", or why I had to wee into a container and not into the toilet.

On an overnight trip with my youth group, some of the other children (aged six or seven) knew that some of the teenage helpers were doing unspeakable things to each other, in the kids' dormitories! My dad was on this trip as well, he managed to keep it a secret.

That we might have moved house, to more than a hundred miles away. They left me to stay at someone else's house overnight (how exciting!), while they checked out where we might have lived. It never happened though.

That it wasn't just a burglary that I slept through aged nine, but an aggravated burglary. Even on the night they managed to conceal just how bad it was. Some years later they told me the whole story, and showed me their police statements.

I'm not so happy that they didn't explain that the secondary school I said I liked best was a fee-paying one, and that only a small minority of children would have the privilege of going to one. I was so naïve I didn't even realise until I'd been there for a year or so. Perhaps if I'd known, I might have willingly worked harder, and understood why I should have worked harder.

Incidentally @Hmmalittlefishy the same youth group loved the game "dead lions", or "dead soldiers" as they called it. For the same reason, they also liked the game where one child would sneak up and try to grab treasure, without being heard and pointed at by another child who was blindfolded. It was a great game for calming excited children down.

Angie169 · 23/08/2018 10:55

Please tell me I am not the only one getting emotional about some of them stories Blush .

Me and Db also drank water but ours was called corporation pop .

My Dd use to 'employ' me and my Db we had special uniforms, t-shirts with ' The ( our surname ) company . We would put them on and go to work , washing pots , cleaning car , sweeping back yard , etc then when we finished he would sign in our own little book that the work was complete.
At the end of the week he would pay us our wages , we could keep all of it( £1.50 ) and spend it on what ever we wanted or we could bank part / all of it to save up for something bigger
If we banked it he filled in our bank books which he had made it had the date , amount deposited , and the total in our account .
It taught both of us a good work ethic and how to save money.

wanderings · 23/08/2018 12:27

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs Here's a troll story from my youth: there was a footpath we used to walk along that had lots of drain covers, under which we could hear rushing water, and my brother and I liked to drop sticks and stones through the little holes. My dad would do a troll voice:

"Ow! Stop putting stones down my drain cover, or I'll sail away in my little boat and you'll never see me again!"

Or, when he got bored with this game: "...or I'll climb up, lift up the lid, and eat you up!"

HeyMicky · 23/08/2018 12:43

Before a big day out, DM would move the clocks forward an hour (no digital clocks). When we'd get home, over wrought and over tired and beg to stay up, she would grudgingly grant us an extra half hour...and still get us in bed half an hour early.

Manipulating time - I'm in awe

Electrack · 23/08/2018 12:48

Taking us on a walk along the beach and seeing who could get the best beach combining haul when really they didn’t have the money for the return train journey we’d made earlier in the day. They always insulated us from their lack of funds

Geekster1963 · 23/08/2018 12:51

Angie that reminds me of one my Dad did. When I was 14 I desperately wanted a racing bike for Christmas not a flash one and he said if I saved my baby sitting money up and paid half he would pay the other half for Christmas. I woke up on Christmas Day and my parents t had bought me the bike without using any of my money.

I will always be grateful to him for that as it taught me if you want something you earn the money and save it and I still do.

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prunemerealgood · 23/08/2018 12:58

This is a wonderful thread and I have a tear in my eye!
I am quite sad that my DC is too old now to try some of these out on Grin
but I have nephews and nieces so

Really laughing at 'corporation pop', that rings a faint bell for me!

twoblackdogs · 23/08/2018 13:02

A child falls down and screams, and doesn't want to get up.
A parent: Come to me, I will pick you up Smile

Toddlerteaplease · 23/08/2018 13:08

If we lost a tooth after 8pm we had to wait till the next night, as the tooth fairies office would be closed. As she was already out on her rounds.
They just didn't have 20p!