BewitchedBotheredandBewildered ·
19/08/2018 19:11
I read a n article about the history of pineapples in the UK and thought you might like this bit.
"By the Georgian era pineapples could be raised in the British Isles.
They needed round the clock care, custom built greenhouses and mountains of coal to keep the temperatures high.
The cost of each one was about $8,000 in today's money so it was considered wasteful to eat them.
They would be passed from party to party as dinner time ornaments.
For those who did not have funds to grow their own a bevy of pineapple rental shops sprang up."

So you are following in a noble tradition.
Article originally in The Paris Review, I read it in The Week.