I’ve just nipped to Tesco and bought the dodgiest combination of things ever!...

[FuckyDuzz]

I didn’t even realise till I’ve just gone to put it away

I bought -
A ready meal for one
Bottle of wine
Bag of maltesers
&
A cucumber 🤦🏻‍♀️

The cashier asked me if I had anything exciting planned for the weekend and I said ‘no this is about as exciting as it gets for me these days’
🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

I can never go in there again can I?!

They were used for back street terminations.

I remember being behind a lady buying a packet of stockings, a cucumber, a pot of whipping cream and a box of tissues. That was 20 odd years ago and I still remember her!

There is a strong cucumber theme!

I popped to the supermarket late one night to get cough syrup for DS. There was a man behind me in the queue that had 2 boxes of 12 condoms, a box of tissues and a packet of paracetamol. I did snigger to myself.

I would have put money on this woman in Aldi buying 5 Zofloras being a MNetter but dp wouldn't let me ask

Ha ha I bought 2 of those zofloras yesterday.

Oh yeah the pink grapefruit is the best!

I once went through a checkout with two bottles of wine and a pregnancy test. The cashier slightly raised and eyebrow. I just said "it could go either way".

Ah I bet I've bought all kinds of bollocks and havnt even noticed ha. I did have someone make a comment when buying a large pack of toilet roll. Like I'm the only one who shits! Ha ha ive bought wine and pregnancy test for same reason. Fortunately I got to drink the wine ha

Once bought;

Wine
Turkey Baster
Asparagus

Since when do Aldi sell zoflora?! Is it cheap?