Stop having sex on my drive...

[ApolloandDaphne]

...you stupid, bloody woodpigeons.

Getting down and flappy on the drive and making my dog, ever the voyeur, all excitable and barky!

Life in the country - never a dull moment.

Read the title of this post only and imagined some very cheeky and odd adventurous neighbours! Relieved it's pigeons!!

Oh leave the horny little buggers alone. They don’t have much else going for them.

🐦

Me too. Dog was barking like we were having an intruder and i could hear major 'goings on' behind my car!