>>Confucius Says..... >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. >> >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Man who run in front of car get tired. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Man who run behind car get exhausted. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright >>organ. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Man with one chopstick go hungry. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Man who >>fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >>Crowded elevator smell different to midget. >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*