duck joke

[Twinmummyx2]

A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman:

DUCK: have you got any grapes?
BARMAN: no

duck comes back the next day....

DUCK: have you got any grapes?
BARMAN: no we don't sell grapes.

duck comes back the day after....

DUCK: have you got any grapes?
BARMAN: NO we don't sell grapes and if you come in again and ask i will nail your feet to the floor....

the next day in the pub...duck says to barman....

DUCK:Have you got any nails?
BARMAN: No!
DUCK: Have you got any grapes...?....

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[FireFaerie]

Im sorry... I found this sooo sooo funny i had to comment..
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No.. REALLY (nearly)