Pampas grass (lighthearted)

[tryingtobethebestican]

Oh dear I have read a few things recently about pampas grass and what it can symbolise. WTF we have some in our garden and it is huge. You can see it for miles around (slight exaggeration!)
So my question is WWYD? Is it ok or should I burn it down, I don't want the neighbours talking ...

Hahahaha depends on whether you want to make some new...friends or not.

I’d be cutting it down around here

Just make sure you wear thick gardening gloves. I've still got a scar on my finger pulling a blade about 36 years ago. The pain was indescribable.

How hilarious 😂😂😂 it's about ten feet tall and the feather things are even taller!!!

Oh that's given me a flashback to when I had to explain to my 87 year old mum what swingers were. Horrible experience

Giant pampas grass - billboard advertising you're swingers. Keep it and see who knocks on your door you might get lucky