There's this chap who gets a job in the tickle me elmo factory and is given the task of checking over the completed dolls for missing bits. Anyway at the end of the first day his supervisor asks him how many he's done.
"Three" he proudly replies.
"Three?" says his supervisor, "you are supposed to do at least 100 a day. If you can't you'll be fired."
The chap looks really upset. So the supervisor agrees to sit with him the next day and observe what he does to see where they can make time savings.
So the next day the first doll appears and the chap checks him over, gets out his scissors and some cloth and stuffing and makes two oval shapes and proceeds to sew them, very slowly onto the doll.
"No" yells the supervisor, "I told you to give them two test tickles".