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Who wants to be a millionaire.

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chestnutty · 24/03/2007 21:51

Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has reached the £1 million question.
Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this is for £1 million, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.

"Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Sett? Is it.A: Badger B: Ferret C: Mole D: Cuckoo?"
Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too sure. I'll have to go 50-50."
"Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with.
'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers." Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says,

"No, Chris I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend." "So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris.

"Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham." Amazed at the choice Tarrant phones David Beckham.

"David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'. I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could win £1 million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's." "Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal lives in a sett? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?" "It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation. "You sure, son?" says Sven. "Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger. Definitely." "Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger." "Final answer, Sven?" "Final answer, Chris." "That's the correct answer! You've won £1 million!" Cue wild audience celebrations.

Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across. "Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble giving you a call, but you played a blinder! But how the heck did you know that a badger lives in a sett?" "Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham,"... but everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"

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warthog · 29/03/2007 19:45

heh

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