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Aloveheart · 24/03/2007 21:30

Thought I would put a joke in. I'm bored. this made me giggle.

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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wpcanniecartwright · 24/03/2007 21:37


chestnutty · 24/03/2007 21:40


Bellie · 24/03/2007 21:41
Aloveheart · 24/03/2007 21:44

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"

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Bellie · 24/03/2007 21:44
Aloveheart · 24/03/2007 21:49

A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field. She drove over to her and said, "It's idiots like you that give blondes a bad name, and if I could swim I would come over there and kick your ass!"

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Bellie · 24/03/2007 21:50
Aloveheart · 24/03/2007 21:51

i'm not sure. um... how long does a washing machine cycle go on for?? lol.

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Bellie · 24/03/2007 21:56

if on low temp surely not this long??

Aloveheart · 24/03/2007 22:05

mm notr sure

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