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joke for you

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thepuddingchef · 19/03/2007 22:45

A neurotic mother goes to the doctors, she said one morning I wake up and I feel like a wigwam, and then the next morning I feel like a teepee?
The Doctor said "I'm afraid your too tense"

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wotzsaname · 19/03/2007 22:58

If you haven't told this joke in RL, please take my advice, try it on a child first or a very drunk adult.

I'm sure its been around longer than COD!

sweet, but try another....

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thepuddingchef · 20/03/2007 08:46

oh ok how about this one......
Man goes into the doctors......I have a lettuce stuck up my arse......the doctor takes a look and says...well sir I think thats just the tip of the Iceberg!

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wotzsaname · 20/03/2007 08:58

LOL

meeeeow · 20/03/2007 09:03

2nd one made me laugh!

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thepuddingchef · 20/03/2007 14:18

woman goes to the doctors with a strawberry pushed up her arse......the doctor takes a look and says I have got some cream for that !

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totaleclipse · 20/03/2007 14:22

Man goes to the doctors with a peanut stuck in his ear, the doctor says, 'pour some melted chocolate in your ear and it will come out a treat

wotzsaname · 20/03/2007 14:24

sniggers

MEMsmum · 22/03/2007 00:14

Shouldn't that be "snickers" - sorry couldn't resist!

Pann · 22/03/2007 00:27

Teacher: Johnny, if you have 20p in one pocket,and 25p in another pocket, what have you got?

Johnny: someone else's coat, miss.

RoxyNotFoxy · 24/03/2007 13:51

As one ball said to the other, "Why should we hang? We didn't do the shooting."

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