Most inappropriate jokes from your kids?

[nemoni]

It's Friday & I've had enough of politics for today...

My 10 year old has just told me his latest repertoire of jokes (from school apparently) including:

'Your mum's so hairy when you were born you got carpet burn'

What's the most inappropriate jokes from your kids that have had you choking on your coffee/stiffing giggles etc?

Sorry - that made me chortle all over my braised leeks! We are still on the "what's brown and sticky?" level! Thanks!

That's vile coming from a 10yo.

Thats hilarious.

When my little brother was 5, he happily told our Dad "Daddy, there's a party in my pants and you're invited".

I've no idea where he heard it - we didn't have a TV in the house growing up!

My 3 and a half year old's favourite joke is to ask for jam in her vagina.

It's breakfast for context - we ask what she wants on toast. She says with a 3 year old's cheeky grin that she wants jam...in her vagina. Or peanut butter...in her bum.

Then she says 'that was a joke'

Precious

Daughter: went to the zoo today...... it had only one dog...,
It was a shit zoo
(Shih Tzu)

Patriciathestripper1

Ooh I love that!

Drizzle - my daughter wouldn't have know the words!!!

Drizzle - My little cousin used to come up and whisper in your ear 'thumb in your bum' 🙈 Even to dad/ grandad etc