What do you call a man with half a brain?.... gifted
What should you give a man who has everything?
a. A woman to show him how to work it.
b. penicillin
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted several times.
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says...."
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.