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TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
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BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a Project failed, and who was responsible.
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SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
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ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
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SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
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CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles.
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PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
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SITCOMs.
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
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SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
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PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
GOING FOR A McSHT.
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McSh*t with Lies.
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found" meaning that the requested document could not be located.
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AUSSIE KISS.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
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OH - NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just Made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
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JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
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MONKEY BATH.
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
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TART FUEL.
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
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PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's Got 4 buttocks.