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brilliant joke from dd1

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nailpolish · 12/01/2007 12:55

what do you call a man half in half out of his house

Hamish

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Gingerbear · 12/01/2007 12:57

I don't geddit...

yorkshirelass79 · 12/01/2007 12:58

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kittylette · 12/01/2007 12:58

me neither

NDPWillSpendLessTimeHereIn2007 · 12/01/2007 12:58

Is it supposed to sound like 'home-ish' in a Scots accent ?

Gingerbear · 12/01/2007 12:58

Do I need to be Scottish?

belgo · 12/01/2007 12:58

phew it's not just me who doesn't get it...was feeling rather dim.

NDPWillSpendLessTimeHereIn2007 · 12/01/2007 12:58

[English ignoramus emoticon]

kittylette · 12/01/2007 12:59

maybe its one of those 'kid jokes' only they get

my lil sis used to tell this joke constantly 'a man walked into a bar and ordered a pie'

thats it

but shed be howling with laughter

nailpolish · 12/01/2007 13:00

not so brilliant then

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nailpolish · 12/01/2007 13:00

'hame' is home in scots

ie hame-ish

you probably had to be there....

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mammaduck · 12/01/2007 13:01

Blimey, I hope little nailpolish doesn't meet any of you when she's auditioning to be a stand-up in years to come.

[I got the joke straight away - smug!]

mammaduck · 12/01/2007 13:01

and i'm not scottish.

madmarchhare · 12/01/2007 13:02

Aw, I get it, I think its rather cute-ish.

Iklboo · 12/01/2007 13:03

OOooh that's racist NDP!!! [stirring emoticon]

Aimsmum · 12/01/2007 13:03

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belgo · 12/01/2007 13:04

now I get it , and

yorkshirelass79 · 12/01/2007 14:51

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