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.........................ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES.........................

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MoreEggnogAnyone · 15/12/2006 16:25


A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,
there are three kinds of breasts.

In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s
to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they
like onions".

"Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes
through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty
and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his
50s, it is like a Christmas tree".

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
OP posts:
xmasplumtartmeistergeneral · 15/12/2006 16:30


MoreEggnogAnyone · 15/12/2006 17:00

No-one wanting a laugh tonight? Or is my idea of funny unlike anyone else's on MN.

OP posts:
charliecat · 15/12/2006 17:38

Its good

flutturkey · 15/12/2006 17:40

PMSL Love it

TinsellyRhino · 15/12/2006 17:42

that is hilarious

GhostOfMumsnet · 15/12/2006 17:44

Me thinks there may be a little sarcasm is the air tonight?

And all these replies after I've changed my name.

JollyOldSaintNikkielas · 15/12/2006 20:36


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