Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and slipped into a deep coma.
After being in the coma for nearly six months, she awakes and discovers that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Congratulations Ma'am, it was a miracle, you had twins; a boy and a girl!
The babies are fine now, but they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately.
Your brother came in and named them and Father O?Connor blessed them and said a prayer.
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not moi' brother! He's a tick, clueless, eedyot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "What's my baby daughter's name then?"
"Denise," says the doctor.
A sense of relief swept over the new mother. "Wow, that's such a beautiful name; I guess I was wrong about my brother. I love Denise."
"OK then, what's my baby son's name?"
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"Denephew".