collide. The first man says "I'm sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going, I've lost my wife and am trying to find her." The second man says "oh don't worry, I wasn't looking where I was going either, funnily enough, I've lost my wife too." First man says "well, why don't we team up and try and find them both?" "Good idea" says the second man "what does your wife look like?" "Well," says the first man "she's 5'11, long blonde hair, big blue eyes, big boobs, and is wearing a short skirt and a low cut top. What does your wife look like?" "doesn't matter" says the second man "let's look for yours."