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2 Nuns.....

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nikkie · 07/11/2006 23:04

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe
in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the
car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,"
says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on
and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the
Vatican," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer.
Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues
hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.

She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f*ck off the car!"

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Elasticwoman · 08/11/2006 18:42

Two nuns are in the bath together.
"Where's the soap?" said one. The other replied
"Yes, doesn't it."

PuppyDogsTails · 10/11/2006 18:36

Two nuns in the dark....
one says "Where's the candle?"
The other says, "Yes, and the wick tickles"

ledodgyfireworksingedmyeyebrow · 10/11/2006 18:41

sister Katherine was having her daily ride on the nunnery's bicycle. Mother Superior shouted "come on time to go in", Sister katherine said "oh please just once more" and went round the park again then mother superior shouted "come on you have to come in now and say prayers" but sister Katherine went round the park again by now the mother superior was losing her temper and shouted "Sister Katherine you come in right now or i'll put the seat back on the bike!"

nikkie · 10/11/2006 18:52
Grin
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Elasticwoman · 10/11/2006 20:09

Little boy takes Reverend Mother across the road (even though she didn't really want to go). Nevertheless, Reverend Mother thanks him profusely. He replies, that's all right, any friend of Batman is a friend of mine!

Elasticwoman · 12/11/2006 14:41

Two nuns are scandalised to find a picture of a full-frontal naked man in state of arousal on the wall in their railway carriage. One has a heart attack.

The other has a stroke.

Catalepticdru · 30/12/2006 14:41

Two nuns on bicycles.
"i've never come this way before, Sister!"
"Yes, it must be the cobbles!"

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