THIS HAS BEEN WRITTEN BY A MAN... and I think a very smart man. .
This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are
turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...
AND
for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!... This was written by
Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are
just
a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what she is, what sh! e wants and from whom. Few women past the age of
30
give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you
at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course,
if
you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they
can
get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend
because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30
couldn't
care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her
friends
won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
a
woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good w! earing bright red lipstick. This is not
true
of younger women.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than
her
younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you
are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
where
you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately,it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed
hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making
a
fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when
you
can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of
women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth
buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.