Stupid things people say and do

[fartoobuzzi]

1. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

1. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

1. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I want to avoid them!

lol! Disagree with #2 tho. When in spain I had a lovely old spanish gentleman come up to me asking in spanish if I knew where the loo was. My spanish is crap but he did a very vivid demonstration of what he wanted!

KellyKrueger1978 thanks and lol - VG point. Was he quick on his toes to achieve his mission in the correct place! Actually as I tyoe this and picture this old guy in my head..i'm not sure if i want to know the answer.

How abouT
When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

Why do people make a sign as if theyre wrighting something to attract the waitor for the bill?
Or when your heavily pregnant and its 100c in the middle of summer and they ask'is it hot enough for you?' Doh

lol

lol. He ran off in the direction I sent him, then reappearred muttering something in spanish about it being too far and went the other direction! Prob heading for the nearest bush

er yuk!

what about?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". Like ... if it had would I be standing here listening to that dumb question! der.