and he couldnt help seeing a gorgeous blonde out of the corner of his eye smiling at him.
She continued to smile at him and did a little wave.
He sheepishly smiled at her when she said to him "i think that you are the father of one of my kids"
"oh God" says he remembering his one and only time of infidelity.
"are you the stripper in the club that on my stag night i shagged while your mate whipped me on the arse while shoving a cucumber up my jacksy?"
"no" says she "im your sons maths teacher"