Gender
YOU MAY NOT KNOW THAT MANY NON-LIVING THINGS HAVE A GENDER.
FOR EXAMPLE.
- FREEZER BAGS:
THEY ARE MALE, BECAUSE THEY HOLD EVERYTHING IN, BUT YOU CAN SEE RIGHT
THROUGH THEM.
- COPIERS:
THEY ARE FEMALE, BECAUSE ONCE TURNED OFF, IT TAKES AWHILE TO WARM THEM UP
AGAIN. IT'S AN EFFECTIVE REPRODUCTIVE DEVICE IF THE RIGHT BUTTONS ARE
PUSHED, BUT CAN WREAK HAVOC IF THE WRONG BUTTONS ARE PUSHED.
- TYRES:
THEY ARE MALE, BECAUSE IT GOES BALD AND ITS OFTEN OVER-INFLATED.
- HOT AIR BALLOON:
MALE, BECAUSE TO GET IT TO GO ANYWHERE, YOU HAVE TO LIGHT A FIRE UNDER IT,
AND OF COURSE, THERE'S THE HOT AIR PART.
- SPONGES:
FEMALE BECAUSE THEY'RE SOFT, SQUEEZABLE AND RETAIN WATER.
- WEB PAGE:
FEMALE, BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS GETTING HIT ON.
- SUBWAY:
MALE, BECAUSE IT USES THE SAME OLD LINES TO PICK PEOPLE UP.
- HOURGLASS:
FEMALE, BECAUSE OVER TIME, THE WEIGHT SHIFTS TO THE BOTTOM.
- HAMMER:
MALE, BECAUSE IT HASN'T CHANGED MUCH OVER THE LAST 500 YEARS BUT IT'S HANDY
TO HAVE AROUND.
- REMOTE CONTROL:
FEMALE - HA! YOU THOUGHT IT'D BE MALE. BUT CONSIDER THIS - IT GIVES A MAN
PLEASURE, HE'D BE LOST WITHOUT IT, AND WHILE HE DOESN'T ALWAYS KNOW THE
RIGHT BUTTONS TO PUSH, HE KEEPS TRYING.