following on from another thread (sorry), Things you wish you could scream at FACEBOOK!!!...

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I'll start

can you get a fuckin life and stop posting pictures of every fuckin thing you eat, this is only possible as you are too lazy to work and sit in the kitchen all day

and dont tell me your tired, you do fuck all all day

Stop using !!!! After EVERY sentance you write. You're a teacher ffs, act like it. Your life/staaus updates really aren't exciting enough to warrant them.

Oh yes, and check snopes.

Argh and the Britain first shit. People are so ignorant. I've managed to "hide all posts from Britain first" on my feed which is excellent but I don't get to see who is racist or stupid enough to be sharing that crap.

What is Snopes?

Apple. are not giving away unsealed iPhones now and never will be. Neither will sharing a Disney. (yes I see the full stops even if you're too stupid) photo win 326 of you a cruise. I've given up telling people, just let them see what's in their liked pages 6 months down the line when they've been sold on, I know some right idiots to say they're meant to be intelligent people.

Agree with ALL of these.

Plus... The weight loss updates which last about 3 weeks & then disappear.

For about 6 months & then reappear again.

Bored now.

Forever living, juice plus, herbalife... Whatever expensive weight loss product it is, stop trying to sell it to me!

Can you tell fb p's me off? I frequently leave but miss the good stuff!

Stop getting a work colleague to message me on fb when I'm off sick! Grrrrr.

aaaaagh the photos of every fricking meal they eat, and then the looooong post about how many push ups or power pumps or whatever they will have to do to work off all the shite they've just eaten - blocked the woman who did that.

But really - come on, pugs are cute

but I hasten to add I have never posted a picture of a pug . . .

and, posting about how your husband has just shagged your best friend when your kids are friends on FB and all their mates are too - not a good idea. Another one binned.

Another one ; those stupid pictures "share this if you love you daughter" ect

If you love your 'hubs' so much just fucking tell him. He's sat opposite you ffs.

Facebook is good for weeding out racist friends.

Guess what, I will believe what happened next (no I'm not going to watch it)
Time hop - fuck off they are almost as bad as bitstrips
Good luck 'share and pass on' what bollocks, Its a website, you really think it has the power to grant luck?
Most competitions, they are just clickbait, wake up!!!!

Magic weight loss tablet shite, I don't care how many grams you've lost today and really don't want to buy them. If you don't know what's in them, don't fucking take them!
And younique shite. Fuck off with your miracle lashes, the selfie you posted showed nothing more than your wrinkles and eye snot close up.
Wedding countdowns -327 days today till I become Mrs boring twat! Who the fuck cares.
All from the same person, deleted after a nasty argument last week over whether her 6 year old should be allowed to buy himself call of duty games on eBay. (yes I had my judgey pants hoiked high)

Stop posting about your cats. Seriously, you post more about your cats than I do about my DC!

Stop sending me game invitations. If I wanted to throw my money away to get to the next level of candy chuffing crush, I'd have done it already.

Oh and for goodness' sake can everyone please STOP WHINING!

Ah, that's better! :)

Stop wanking on about being a vegan and picking on friends who aren't. You've only been a vegan yourself for about five minutes and you aren't even a proper one!

To the person on my fb who started the 100 happy days at new year and is STILL going. Please stop. We get it. Your life is perfect. Well done. possibly just a little bit jealous

To the person I added a few days ago who is posting a Christmas song a day in the countdown to Christmas, I'm on the verge of hiding you airesdy.

Yes, the posting your PIN backwards - use your brains! Of course it doesn't bloody work, don't be so stupid!

Miserable meany moany complainy whingey negative people :( :( :(

I have a FB friend who I have kept on JUST to see how she can manage to suck the joy out of every single day, she can find a cloud for every silver lining.

Also I agree with all the above.
Except pugs

I DONT GIVE A TOSS IF YOURE VOTING YES OR NO, ILL DECIDE FOR MYSELF THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!

And while we are at it do fuck off with a million selfies a day of you pouting you look stupid and nothing like a model.

So true! Don't these people realise that such a level of attention seeking makes them look PATHETIC.
People laugh at them. (I know I do)