Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their
new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and
bragged that he had told his
wife she needed to do all the dishes and
housework. He said that it
took a couple days but on the third day he came
home to a clean house
and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He
bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking.
He told them that the first day he didn't see any
results, but the next
day it was better. By the third day, his house
was clean, the dishes
were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an Australian girl. He
boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house
cleaned, dishes washed,
laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed,
windows cleaned and hot
meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day
most of the swelling had gone down and he could
see a little out of his
left eye.
Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher, and call a
handyman.
God Bless Australian Women.