An oldie but a goodie
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At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
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Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
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Ask for yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice
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Put Your Rubbish Bin On Your Desk And Label It "In".
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Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
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In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
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Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."
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Don't use any punctuation
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as Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
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Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat.
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Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
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Sing Along At The Opera.
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Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
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Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
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Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.
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Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
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When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
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When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
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Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To the Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
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And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......share these pearls of wisdome.
Growing older is mandatory, Growing up is optional, and Laughing at yourself is therapeutic!