Bored... Make Me Laugh With Your Best Joke :o

[thenel]

whats your best joke!?

An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway
through she leans over and says,
" I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

ahhh gud un

A blonde decide to change her hair colour to brown, She then went out in the car.

She stopped as a farmer was taking his sheep across the road.

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I choose one to take home?" she asked the farmer.

The farmer said yes and she guessed 352.

"Your right" said the farmer

"I'll have that cute one" she said

The farmer replied, "If I can guess the correct colour of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

I am blonde by the way!

weyyy lmao

My favourite joke is as follows

There once was an English cat called one two three and a French cat called un deux trois. They decided to have a competition see who could swim across the Channel the fastest. Which cat won?

The winner was the English cat because the un deux trois cat sank.

ooooo gud un.. took me a while to work it out but weyy a like that one! any more girls?!

once, there was a head. He didn't have a body, was just a head. One day he was taking part in a swimming race - the starter gun goes, everyone dives in, the head throws himself off the side, and promptly falls to the bottom of the pool; when the lifeguard drags him out, he asks the head "what went wrong, mate?" "aww, f**k, I got a cramp" says the head.....

bump

Love Soviet jokes

Man comes homes to find his wife in bed with another man.

"You good for nothing woman", he shouts. "Look how you waste your time, when they're selling eggs at the end of the street and just two cases left!"

Q: What kind of Bees produce milk?

A: Boobies