VERY rude doctor joke

[HappyDaddy]

Bloke goes to his doctor, "You have to help me".

Doc: Tell me what the problem is.

Bloke: Well, I wake up in the morning and I f my wife. When she goes to work and the cleaner arrives, I sh her over the washing machine. I get a lift to work from the neighbour's wife and she gives me a bj in the car. When I get to work, I sh my secretary over my desk. Get another bj from my neighbour's wife on the way home. Then at night, in bed I f** my wife again.

Doc: What on earth is the problem?

Bloke: It hurts when I masturbate.

sorry

A woman goes into a pub and asks the barman for a double entendre.

So, he gives her one...

LOL at both!

edam, that's an oldie but a goodie.

I know, but it's the only one I could remember. And it's practically clean...

Man walks in to bedroom with sheep under his arm.

"this is the pig I shag when you've got a headache"
"I think you'll find that's a sheep" says wife
"I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"

I'm still rofl

ROFL