10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO YOUR PREGNANT WIFE
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10. Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds.
9. I finished off the triple chocolate fudge ice cream, sorry.
8. It's not like your thighs are gonna stay that flabby forever... are they?
7. With a bod like that, you'd never guess that Angelina Jolie had a baby!
6. Whoa, for a minute there I thought I had woken up next to walrus!
5. I'm thinkin' we name the baby after my secretary, Buffy.
4. Ya know? I head that Richard Simmons guy does house calls now.
3. Oh here's the remote... it was lodged under your belly.
2. Britney Spears was cute.... until she started having kids.
- You don't have the guts to pull the trigger...
(apparently Richard Simmons is a personal trainer. I should probably have known that )