A Frenchman, an Italian and an Englishman are in a bar. The subject of conversation turns to debating as to who is the more accomplished lover.
The Italian states, "of course it is I. When with my lover, I nuzzle her neck and nibble gently on her ear. She says it makes her float a metre above the bed."
The Frenchman retorts, "Pah, you are an amateur. When with my lover, I caress her body and whisper in her ear. She says she floats 2 metres above the bed".
The Englishman downs his pint and chides, "Hah, you pair are hopeless. When I've given the missus one, I wipe my nose on the duvet and my dick on the curtains. She hits the fucking roof!".